My son has Asperger's Syndrome, is a geek kid who can tell you all about life a million years ago but can't tell you the time.
Or tell if you're joking.
He also has Tourette's Syndrome, ADHD, OCD, and an obsession for triple chocolate mud cake.
This is his 4th year of homeschooling; he studies university subjects, loves archaeology, paleontology and anthropology, wants to finish his Bachelor of Indigenous Studies and take over the world after lunch.