About Me

I hold out hopes to be the Queen Bitch Ruler of the Universe one day soon, holding power over multitudes with my brain-eating zombie minions.

Failing that, my second favoured goal is to have a comfy rocking chair in which I can park my arse to crochet to my hearts content with a cup of tea that never runs out.

Yeah, I know.
The brain-eating zombies will never go for the rocking chair....

I'm vision impaired...in normal-speak I'm legally blind with no peripheral vision and poor general vision but I can manage ok online with pages enlargened to super-dooper.