Decided to follow a recipe, peoples.
Note that - I followed a recipe.
A recipe that called for 1/4 cup of green curry paste.
I blithely did as I was told.
Kept taste testing it and Holy Moses, Mother of God and Joseph the Carpenter...!
No amount of coconut or dairy milk, sugar, honey, bi carb of soda, mashed sweet potato or grated cheese could tone that baby down to being digestible to any without an asbestos-lined esophagus.
I think it will soon erode the base of the pan it's sitting in.
Cheese toastie/jaffle anyone...?