Wednesday, July 21, 2010

When Joolya gets down and dirty....

....Out on the election hustings we find the PM in her over-alls working on a car with a large hairy man instructing her....
Oi, Joolya, get ya bogan gingernut under the bonnet of that there edyacashun dept antique and blow the cobwebs outta the carby, will ya?
"It woz brung in a coupla years back for a full service but, crikey, we woz lucky to get anything outta the old shyte box so we shifted the special needs funding goal posts back even further, cut down the hours the funding covered, tinkered with the wording on the criteria and Bob's ya uncle and Fanny's ya aunt - the old cow woz able to do blockies again with the best of 'em.
Geeze, wouldn't ya know it?
Election in the air an' they drag the old bugger in to flog in even more photo ops; shyte, be kinder to take it to the scrap metal bloke down the road and build a new edyacashun dept but, nooooooooo.
They wanna get more miles out of the old model, won't admit it's come to the end of it's days or that it belongs in a museum.
Bloody hell, Joolya, I sez under the bonnet, ya flamin' nutter.
Yeah, the bonnet.
Geeze, don't youse know ya bonnet from ya backside?
How ya gonna get the edyacashun depts moving forward, I'd like to know...

5 comments:

LceeL said...

Hmmmm. It seems there's some backreading I should be doing. Because, otherwise, I am completely LOST.

Ro said...

Joolya or Julia is our red-haired Prime Minister.
The education/edyacashun dept is a broken down old wreck.
We've got an election on the horizon, with Julia's slogan "moving forwards" ;)

Devi said...

C'mon, Ro, the Eddicashun Dept works just fine if you are willing to do three or four hours teaching after school and get your child assessed so that you know how to teach their personal style and spend lots of money on tutoring, practice books and only have one child. Then it works just fine. :-)

Ro said...

Pmsl Devi, yeah, you're so right ;)

Fi said...

Hilarious Ro. But sad that it's so true!