When Joolya gets down and dirty....

....Out on the election hustings we find the PM in her over-alls working on a car with a large hairy man instructing her....

Oi, Joolya, get ya bogan gingernut under the bonnet of that there edyacashun dept antique and blow the cobwebs outta the carby, will ya?
"It woz brung in a coupla years back for a full service but, crikey, we woz lucky to get anything outta the old shyte box so we shifted the special needs funding goal posts back even further, cut down the hours the funding covered, tinkered with the wording on the criteria and Bob's ya uncle and Fanny's ya aunt - the old cow woz able to do blockies again with the best of 'em.
Geeze, wouldn't ya know it?
Election in the air an' they drag the old bugger in to flog in even more photo ops; shyte, be kinder to take it to the scrap metal bloke down the road and build a new edyacashun dept but, nooooooooo.
They wanna get more miles out of the old model, won't admit it's come to the end of it's days or that it belongs in a museum.
Bloody hell, Joolya, I sez under the bonnet, ya flamin' nutter.
Yeah, the bonnet.
Geeze, don't youse know ya bonnet from ya backside?
How ya gonna get the edyacashun depts moving forward, I'd like to know...