Thursday, September 2, 2010

I read the news today, oh boy, and are we in a pile of whoopsie!

The news has been astounding us of late.
First there was the news Spring had sprung - which accompanied the news Aspie teen is probably having complex partial seizures brought about by being pushed off a trampoline in January last year but ....
SPRING!!!!
Means.... never having to say you're sorry for blunting the hubby's razor having to shave your legs.
Heck, it's log the new growth forest or listen to the other half complain that the prickly spikes are giving him paper cuts in bed at night.
Boo
Hoo.
We could try for secondary year growth but then we'd probably find infestations of mountain climbers having their wicked way with the hairy spikes and goodness knows where we'd end up if word got out to the Spelunkers about uninhabited caves....
The other major news which has turned our world upside down is....The True Identity of The Stig was revealed!!!!!!
Oh Em Gee.
WTF were they thinking, letting the bloke have a life outside of the BBC tv series?!
For goodness sake, were they mad???
Have they never heard of cages and padlocks????
Any dominatrix could have given them the good oil on the various restraints that are perfectly legal!
Next they'll be telling us Mr Squiggle is a puppet!
Or that Fat Cat had to pay to have His Friends!
And bugger me behind the shelter sheds, Nigel-no-friends....
Now they're teaching the kids that native Aussie fauna can't be gay.
When will this madness end?!

7 comments:

Andrew said...

Just before reading this, I read about the kookaburra. What absurdity.

Cate Bolt said...

I will fight for the right for my Kookaburras to live with gay abandon.

Deb said...

Damn, I thought it was a joke that the Stig had been outed. Very disappointing. And how ridiculous about the kookaburra - it's fine for them to be gay in any meaning of the word.
Sorry about aspie teen, is this for good or is there something that can be done?

River said...

when they start calling fauna either gay or otherwise, I think the world has gone just a little too far.

@jencull (jen) said...

I didn't hear about the gay fauna, but The Stig was big news in Ireland. I am a little disappointed to know who he is, I liked the mystery. When will you know for sure about Aspie teen and the partial complex seizures? Jen

carriemumof2withasd said...

Hey Ro,

The seizures sound just horrible :( I would be very stressed.
As for the gay as for the gay birds that is just tooo weird.

You are just a scream I love the way you write :D hairy legs in bed so so funny.

carriemumof2withasd said...

Hey Ro,

The seizures sound just horrible :( I would be very stressed.
As for the gay as for the gay birds that is just tooo weird.

You are just a scream I love the way you write :D hairy legs in bed so so funny.